(via danger)
me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship
(via carrionkid)
physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll
me: *trying to live my life*
intrusive thought: hey remember this? popping bottles in the ice. like a lizard. when we drink we do it right. like a lizard
(via thebestoftumbling)
Needed this to cheer up–
please watch with sound on
(via fringeless-phil)
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????
#it’s like the ios7 update for a post
“Plagued by that post for weeks” – weeks?? WEEKS? Try YEARS. The damn thing STILL shows up on my dash and it has literally been years.
(via hazystars)
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
(via thatsthat24)
(via thatsthat24)
If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas
Step one: get a gf
Step two: wait
(via hazystars)
Posting this from my twitter as well because it’s something that my mom has been talking to be abt a lot in relation to growing up as an asian American when karate kid was everywhere
(via the-beepster)